The Royal Squirrel Patrol Space Force

April 03, 2014

I Expected a Kerbin Shattering Kaboom

Ladies and Gentlekerbs, good evening. This is Jebediah Kerman, speaking to you from the site of the Kerbal Space Center. I have the unfortunate duty to report that yesterday's asteroid impact, and the resultant tidal wave, have almost completely destroyed the KSC. Many of my fellow astronauts, as well as the engineers, mechanics, and other personnel here did not make it to safety n the hills before the water arrived. Reports from around the globe are still coming in, but clearly the damage and life from this incident world wide have been catastrophic.

My fellow Kerbals, I apologize that we of the Royal Squirrel Patrol Space Force allowed this to happen. Our astronaut corps may have been devastated, our science staff reduced, our engineers decimated, our facilities wrecked, but we will persevere. I promise you, we will rebuild, we will return to space, and we will never, ever, allow an impact like this to happen again.

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April 02, 2014

This is an Emergency Broadcast Alert

This is an Emergency Broadcast Alert message. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

The Deep Space Tracking Array has detected a previously unidentified asteroid on an intercept trajectory with Kerbin. This asteroid is moving at over a dozen kilometers per second, and has already passed within the orbit of Minmus. A major impact event is expected on the east coast of Kelpogart later this afternoon. Please evacuate the KSC and seek shelter on high ground. May Kod be with us all.

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The Wings of Ikarus

Hello, hello, good afternoon all and welcome back to the Kerbal Space Center for today's briefing. I am Bob Kerman, and today I'll be presenting the mission review of the Ikarus mission to Moho. Here on stage with me are Lanlo Kerman and Doodbus Kerman, the other members of the Royal Squirrel Patrol Space Force that accompanied me on this mission.