February 10, 2014

"We Appear to Have Experienced a Major Incident"

You are not going to space today


Ladies and gentlekerbs, your attention please.  We are as yet unclear on the exact status of the launch of the prototype Kassie Eve Rescue lander, reports are still coming in.  However, obviously there has been a major incident.  We are still waiting to hear the status of Philmon Kerman at this time.

Pointy end is not up

Initial reports coming in indicate that one or more of the launch boosters failed on ignition, causing the craft to spiral out of control just after it cleared the tower.  There are indications that components of the rocket are impacting all over the Kerbal Space Center at this time.  We ask that everyone stay in the bunker and remain calm.

Lithobraking is bad for your health

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